My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter
(via tittytittygangbang)
anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason
there was also the chocolate factory commerical
My whole body just experienced deja vu
(via sociallychallengednerd)
the world was so much darker before i tasted flesh
just so we’re clear, this was a post about the first time i sucked a dick.
This post was two consecutive sucker punches to the face.
Really three because I also had to read OP’s name
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